i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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