Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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