belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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