even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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