remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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