I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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