waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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