I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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