youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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