4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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