it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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