Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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