Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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