belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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