How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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