After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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