The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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