So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
