My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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