last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
i out mim tonsoeep
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