Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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