You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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