do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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