I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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