My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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