I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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