Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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