I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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