Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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