So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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