I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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