He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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