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I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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