dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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