My nipple is on Facebook.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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