Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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