her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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