We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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