Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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