just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
