i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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