apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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