Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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