I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
