just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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