we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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