Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I don't think brook has ever known best
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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