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these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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