Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Randomize
