with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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