When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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