Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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