i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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