Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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