I just made out with a guy for $7.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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