I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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