You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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